We are so mature

X is often perceived to be a rather serious man. Even as a child, he frowned in photographs, expression grim. In addition to the fact he's 24 years older than me, his colleagues are always curious about the dynamics of our relationship.

"What do you guys talk about?"

Sometime in the wee twilight hours...

Jan: *crawls into bed, returning from the loo*

X: (to tune of Ghostbusters) Who to call? Bunny molesters!

Jan: WTF

X: I have a huge rod.

Jan: Your ass is happy.