Merde

C: Just making sure you're not pullin the ol' fake number trick

Jan: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. (which probably requires a guest blog entry on its own)

C: I'M FULL OF OWLS! I NEED A RADICAL OWLECTOMY!

Jan: Maybe you meant bowels. But if you're full of bowels, won't you also be full of...