When you said there was a Hooker Boulevard on the Coast I thought you were kidding

kungfu blanket-ing. regular insults on his hairline and age. the odd comeback on my head and height. dutch oven ambushes. housework avoidance. tantrums. the bush. hairdye on the towels. smudges on the mirrors. tits whisperer. fingerprints on the windows. never making the bed. dishes in the sink. turnitdowni'mtryingtodomyfigures. two and a half men. john howard eyebrows. bunnykins. messing up the bathroom. malaysian showers. asian mail order bride jokes. astro turf. long balls. blind as a bat. vege soup.

Happy fourth anniversary!