Before my phone gets clogged up with random pictures

The pizza and apple tea cake RP got, to celebrate my parting with the company

Steak and lobster mornay (note to self: anything with 'mornay' indicates ingredients of suspicious origins) at Jupiters Casino

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After feeding him at the our dinner party the night before (steak, shish kebabs, salad and ice cream), Leon was morally obliged to loan us his boat.

What you need before going paddling. Even moreso if you happen to be Caucasian. This has saved X from Lobster Neck Syndrome innumberable times.

We paddled (ie. X paddled and I was on croco-watch) along the Currumbin Creek.

A strange sight in the morning, awaking in someone else's bed. We had to crash with Leon as the drunk idiot next door started getting boozy again.

Three enormous bags full of rejected clothing, bags, shoes and books going to Lifeline.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Now that H's Chocolate Fridge is 6,000 kilometres away, I am forced to pay AUD13.75 for 340g of the stuff.

And Happy Merdeka, Malaysia! Though your politics are the laughing stock of the Westernized world and your policies always eyebrow-raising, at least you house some of the best food and most wonderful human beings in the world.