The queerest conversation I've ever had

... was discussing the pros and cons of a vibrator with the saleslady in an adult shop. The queerness is magnified by the fact that:

a) Said vibrator is lilac ("Do you have it in any other colour?" "Well, we sold out the pink ones.")
b) She urges you to 'feel it'.

And then you wonder if there are any left out on the counter for sampling purposes and if they clean it after and how (similar to the concept of my once seeing a Breast Enhancement Gel in a departmental store counter with a Please Try Me sign and no fitting room in sight, but more explicit).


This previously blocked memory was resurfaced by Jenny's recent entry discouraging the use of ----- on her site. And Mum, if you're reading this, I didn't buy it. Obviously, I'm still a virgin. *cough*