One half of the Munchkin production factory

K checks out my newly revamped resume. I technically hold lien over his unborn potential (partially Neantherdal) children as godmother. This is actually documented on the second last page of his high school yearbook, in 2002 (though not the Neanderthal part). OMG I can't believe we left school 8 years ago.


Riza says:
hm i cant really find any fault with ur resume, its pretty good D:

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
tq!
i had a good friend in kl look it over (thanks Jennykins!)
and she has the most amazing copywriting skills
so she polished me up
then another in aus to aussify it (thanks Sooky!)
lol

Riza says:
one thing i might change is profile is extremely broad, but i dont even write a profile in my resume so maybe i'm not qualified to comment on that part

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
i feel brave enough to start applying now i guess

Riza says:
haha aussify

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
lol
as in my personal details?

Riza says:
the profile section right at the start
after ur details

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
ah
what wld u recommend?

Riza says:
well you may want to write the company name directly instead of saying: a Far Eastern division of.... etc
i'm sure the name of the company would (hopefully) resound immediately

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
thats true
only worried the HR ppl might be idiots
lol

Riza says:
also something my advisors also recommend is quantifying workplace achievements if possible
i'm not sure if you can do that with what you've listed though, but think its pretty strong as is
hmm well hopefully HR arent that bad D:

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
lol
u wldnt believe it
esp in Gold Coast
the ppl r like katak di bawah tempurung (frogs in a well. Or something like that)
it's horrible
i swear most of them have prolly nv travelled even out of state

Riza says:
but they know what the Big 4 are?
D:

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
they'r like, huh?
NO
seriously

Riza says:
haha well uhm thats not good
well chances are if they look at large corporation and dont know it they wont know what Big 4 means

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
hehe
im hoping ppl in melbourne will be more enlightened
haha

Riza says:
hm well melbourne has more immigrants right?

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
yes
which is nice in a way
because the awareness of msians not being tree-dwelling, knuckle-dusting uncivilised idiots
is a bit more widespread
oh and i forgot loin cloth wearing

Riza says:
i'm sorry, werent you guys the ones who thought us sarawakians were living in trees?

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
and chest beating
dont forget that
hahahahhahah
well k

Riza says:
haha i see

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
ur furry arms denoted neantherdal origins

Riza says:
my parents arent even sarawakian
lol

janbanks.blogspot.com says:
welllllllllll
clearly nurture won over nature

Update: I just found out the D: emoticon is a grimace! OMG, you should see the three of us together doing The Grimace™. I have repeatedly advised them to perform it during their wedding on stage but they refuse. Party poopers.