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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Anzac Day

X picked me up from work on Friday. Together with Anne-Marie my colleague, we battled the crazy Brisbane peak hour traffic. We didn't quite manage to execute my romantic fantasies of having drinks and dinner by the evening light cast upon South Bank, due to the frightening parking fees at AUD25 for 2 hours.

I wish I wasn't so pragmatic sometimes. For the occasion, I actually put on a tiresome tube dress (it was a size 8 and needed to be hiked up frequently lest I expose myself) and delicate stockings which I've probably ripped in 15 different places by now.

Anyway after dumping poor Anne-Marie by the road somewhere, we headed towards Sunshine Coast, stopping for dinner at a Chinese restaurant at Aspley. We then continued our drive, briefly stopping by some random lookout in Landsborough to admire the incredible night sky, which didn't quite live up to the standards of THE piss stop, but nonetheless was pretty breathtaking. X and I popped our heads out of the sunroof like lemmings, ooh-ing and ah-ing.

We spent the night at Clayton's, a very SNAG botanist and one of X's oldest friends.

The view from Clayton's deck.


This is what you should expect in the bathroom of a botanist. There were a few more pumpkins behind the door. We picked the middle one in the top row. *Resists making lame, obvious joke about carriages at midnight*



The next day was Anzac Day, to commemorate the veterans who had fought the World Wars. Of course, this significance had not quite hit me until I got a fair bit of strange looks at a little town on the Sunshine Coast.

I'm not Japanese! I'm Malaysian, we're on your side!

Anyway, below is the Anzac Day parade at Maleny.

The town cryer who led the march.

The soldiers were followed by sailors and people in fancy antique cars but I got hungry so we ducked into the cafe to finish our food. I got an average chicken avocado sandwich while X got these adorably tasty Dutch poffertjes with maple syrup and icing sugar.





These planes flew overhead a couple of times.

I've never seen a red maple before. The funny thing is, the rest of the maples around town were still green.



A view from the Mary Cairncross lookout. Photo credit to X as I was too lazy sleepy to get out of the car.



We then drove to Caloundra, the seaside suburb everyone is referring to when they say Sunshine Coast.

Remember that annoying boyband from the early noughties/ 90's? This is Moffats Beach.



After a little snooze in the shade, X and I resumed our journey home, stopping by Brisbane, this time sans crazy traffic. We parked for free in Cordelia St.

The real Muttaburrasaurus fossil at the Sciencentre. For some strange reason, I kept thinking of it as the burrito monster. Probably due to hunger, which we satiated at The Fox. 200g porterhouse steaks for AUD6.95! Only in Australia can you find Chinese food that costs double of western stuff (we paid AUD40.50 at Aspley as opposed to AUD21.00 for the steaks). The ambience and food were above average too.



View of Brissy from the crossing bridge



A Nepalese Pagoda smack in the middle of nowhere on the South Bank Parklands. This picture doesn't remotely do the intricate carvings any justice. It actually looks live in-able, with real stairs and delicate furnishings.



When we got home, I slept in about 15 hours.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Paternal love

This brought tears to my eyes.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Why I'm going to turn into a house soon

The hecticness of my current life eludes even my outstanding time management skills. Thus the necessity of a new post category - The week in pictures. Most wordier posts are actually composed during pockets of free time on weekends. On weekdays when I barely have time to scratch my nose, well, I'll rely on the cliche that a picture says a thousand words.


El Giganticus Toblerone. 10 pounds of chocolatey goodness. HL and CL have so far managed to finish 3 pieces since Christmas, when it was given to them.


Hot air ballooning is a somewhat common past time here. I couldn't get a better picture, sorry.


Birthday cake!


A promise the world will never be destroyed through flooding again.


More birthday cake, this one's for the boss. We also had Rod bring in fruitcake, which he forced down our throats offered around. He does this every fortnight or so - our groans and protests fall on deaf ears.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

A Dilbert inspired entry

What we send out in our email replies:

Dear Sir,

As mentioned in the e-mail forwarded to all relevant parties, we are unable to further issue any CoEs for any intakes prior to October 2009. This includes all English, Food Processing and Business Management courses. If you require me to create/ revise/ defer a CoE, I can only do so for intakes on/ after October 2009, including intakes for 2010.

Our student capacity has reached its maximum for the all intakes before October 2009.

Available intakes
October 2009
January 2010
April 2010
July 2010
October 2010

Kindly specify which one you would like me to enrol the student in.

Thank you for your ongoing support.

Please note that after three CoE deferments/ changes, the Management will charge a processing fee of $30 for every change of CoE requested.



What we really want to say:

To the stinky bastard at the other end of the world in an unwashed sarong with one hand on the mouse and the other down his underwear,

In spite of my repetitive replies with everything s-p-e-l-t out for you, you are still asking me to do the impossible. You are clearly very stupid. Or you don't understand very basic English. Or maybe a combination of both. Woe to me for having to deal with your type.

No doubt you keep sending me reminders even though I've already a)processed your request and sent the documents to you; b)informed you repeatedly that we are unable to further issue any CoEs without breaking the law because you have no life and enjoy sitting at the office, appearing to work late to impress your boss because the little hovel you come from lacks modern facilities and your social life does not include anyone you don't work with. At your cosy little cubicle, you can appear to be career-driven while masturbating to pornography downloaded at office expense.

Did I mention the tea and coffee provided?

Please do us all a favour and throw yourself down a well. Thanks.

Friday, April 24, 2009

The tired kitty and other stories

From a leisurely drive around the beautiful Tallebudgera Valley. I ♥ where I live!

This is what the easter bunny looks like in our office. About 5 people went around handing out calorie-laden goodies, including yours truly.

Rows of clouds while waiting for the train at South Bank station, after a 3 minute sprint from the busway in 3 inch heels

Zzz... mew... zzz... mew...
Kudos to AG for pointing cute kitty out

Why you should never pop a springroll straight into your mouth without checking out the temperature first. Goodbye tastebuds! It was great while it lasted

Monday, April 20, 2009

Selections from the KL folder

1. Katie Herzig - Forevermore

2. Kimya Dawson - Tire Swing
"I like my new bunny suit, when I wear it I feel cute"

3. The Kooks - She Moves in Her Own Way
An aural pick me up. Never fails to put a beat in my step.

4. Kristen Barry - Ordinary Life
The Cruel Intentions soundtrack changed my view of music forever

5. Kylie Minogue - All I See is You
I spent 3 days in Singapore listening to this on repeat. How can one not love Kylie (especially if one is an entire inch taller than her)?

6. Lamb - Gorecki

7. Lights - Drive My Soul
I am completely addicted to this! Yes, I am aware the video is skin-crawlingly corny.



8. Lisa Mitchell - Neopolitan Dreams

9. Low Vs Diamond - I'll Be
One Tree Hill OSTs offer some pretty reliable indie choices.

10. Luscious Jackson - Ladyfingers
I probably heard this 10 years ago and still can't get over it.

Friday, April 17, 2009

My slacker days are over

This is a rather belated post as I didn’t have time to complete it, but I have finally found a job. Or rather, I have finally managed to secure employment after almost half a year of being on the dole. To be fair though, in that 5.5 months, I had to pack up all my things, say my farewells, fly to a different continent, unpack and settle into a life so different from the one I had grown used to. With little more than a fistful of friends and one boyfriend and my life savings, divided by two point five.

After spending the best month ever meeting up with friends and holidaying, I’d arrived mid-October. Australians generally go into holiday season mood around then. I too, remained somewhat festive and did not try too hard to hunt for employment. Sure, I tried out for some through the usual online venues – SEEK, MyCareer, CareerOne and some other more obscure ones. And I met up with two overly optimistic recruiters who cheerfully proclaimed that I was an ideal employee. Maybe they were sincere, but the following 5 months or so showed that employers did not feel the same way.

Before leaving Malaysia, I’d had several recruitment agents email me with offers. I wasn’t too concerned. I politely turned down their offers; I didn’t want to be tied down to a job location, scope and employers of which I wasn’t sure. Nevermind all the naysayers who kept reiterating the difficulty of starting out Down Under. It was certainly naïve of me. Because then the global financial crisis hit. And advertised work dropped. People were forced to take unpaid leave, or worse, retrenched. Casual work, a foreign concept to most Malaysians, is rather common here. It is what it sounds like – your boss will let you know as and when you’re needed. While casual work usually pays well (about AUD20-30 an hour), your hours are uncertain (and you don’t get any leave at all). And in the current climate, many have not been axed per se, but have had their hours reduced significantly.

My point is, it’s a pretty tough job market out there. Even in the most conducive conditions, immigrants (even Aussie grads) often face difficulty competing with the locals. It’s not so much the technicalities (though that does play a part too), but the cultural differences tend to divide us. Integration is a very big issue here, and for a very good reason too. Not to mention the inane “No Australian Experience” cliché. Most Aussies obtain their first job through referrals from friends and family, which is often not an option for most new arrivals. Of course I'm not saying everyone will have a hard time, but as a general rule of thumb, be prepared.

I spent my Christmas in Melbourne, a city I found I could more easily relate to, with its hustle, bustle and excellent shopping variety. After New Years Day, then began my real JobQuest.

From January until end March, I applied fervently for work online. I adjusted and readjusted my resume, according to the advice of recruiters, friends, a man from an online forum. I tailored my cover letters to suit the selection criteria of individual advertisements. I literally spent hours describing why I was “the best fit for the position”, “attracted you to work for our company”, “how your experiences and skills will help contribute to this role”. I filled in repetitive field after field. I developed headaches filling in online forms and writing long essays why I felt joining (insert company) would enhance my career (nevermind I had never even heard of it before). I begged friends, friends of friends, friends of friends of friends, acquaintances of uncles of friends, friends of family, random strangers I’d struck up conversations with (Thank you everyone! Sorry I was such a pain!). I even begged a good friend to have his dad pull some strings for me, something I am 100% ashamed of having to do. I grovelled. I whinged. I prayed to God every night, trying to keep faith in the dire circumstances. I spent countless sleepless nights, emerging after two hour naps to start my JobQuest at 6.30am on most days. Heck, I even applied for jobs I wouldn’t have touched with a ten foot pole under normal circumstances (to maintain some semblance of dignity, I won’t elaborate which ones). More than once, I sat on the couch and burst into tears, feeling like a worthless piece of crap for mooching off my boyfriend, for not being able to buy even the most menial luxuries. On good days, I would attend fruitless interview after interview after interview. Each one would raise my hopes a little, each praise of my being “well presented”, excellent communication skills and experience in a large corporation etc etc. And week after week, I would check my phone and emails obsessively, hoping and praying for the callbacks that never came. When all else failed, I even begged you, my readers, for leads. (Thank you to Pat and Eliss who responded!)

My self esteem was -187455676395930.02. The mirror reflected only failure.

There were friends, family, acquaintances who would cheer me on. Fellow migrants, in their varying accents (French, Belgian, Swedish, Chinese, Taiwanese, Pakistani, English, Singaporean, fellow Malaysians), would try helping me pass my resume around, cheer me on, tell me Don’t Give Up. Friends did the same, with the additional duties of counselling my sorry, self-pitying ass. Family too, especially my long-suffering mother tried buoying my sinking spirits. And then, there were some pretty awful people who showed their true colours. To the ones who jeered, said I was stupid for ever leaving my life behind, those who turned their backs on me, those whose offers to help were of the NATO (No Action Talk Only), well, whatever surface skimming, insincere relationship we had is really over.

And then I got The Call. Yes, the job was a referral, through the sister of a childhood friend. I cannot emphasize enough on the importance of networking. This will be difficult for many, who are perhaps more used to formalities, but you need to ask, ask, ask and beg if necessary. Saving face will not feed and house you. One must think of survival.

Finally, I want to emphasize why I wrote this post. During my lowest periods, I would search the web for others in similar circumstances, hoping for some sort of enlightenment. There were a few, but I didn’t really come across anything explicitly addressing this issue. Nonetheless, the subtleties gleaned from other Malaysians (and Singaporeans) abroad did offer some hope.

If you’re looking for work,


1. Ask everyone. I really do mean EVERYONE. Don’t be pushy, but express the seriousness of your intentions clearly.


2. Go to online forums and make friends. Actually make friends with everybody. Obviously, job hunting will be on your agenda, but just remember no one likes being used.


3. Different countries have different venues for jobseeking. Find out what they are.


4. If necessary, take some bridging courses with local universities.


5. Don’t sit around on your ass at home all day feeling sorry for yourself. I did that for 2 weeks and snapped out of it after getting a very long lecture from a friend. If you’re not going to bother putting in effort, don’t expect a job to land in your lap. No one owes you any favours.


6. If you get really depressed, go out, hang out with a friend or take a drive. I can’t emphasize how important it is to keep positive. I probably lost quite a couple of opportunities because my mentality then was Go ahead, waste my time. I know you’re not going to hire me anyway. We all know the preference is given to the Australian candidate. While this may be true, your moroseness may be interpreted as a lack of self confidence.


7. Pray. Trust me, it works.


8. And lastly, like everyone says, Don’t Give Up. Somewhere out there, there will be a role waiting to be filled by you. All in good time.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Every morning, I

... wake up at 6.30am to X’s face. I take a quick shower and get dressed, put on my make up. I grab the car keys and if I remember, my lunch. If X is free, he’ll send me. If not, I leave 10 minutes earlier at 6.50am, drive down the M1 highway at 100km/h. I turn left at Exit 82 and go through a whole series of roundabouts. I park my car at the first level because the basement is always full by the time I get there.

I get into the 7.25am train. Usually I try to get a seat in the corner of the carriage so I can rest my feet on the bar of the seats perpendicular to mine. There’s also fewer seats there in comparison, reducing the chances of my sitting in the vicinity of People Who Talk Loudly On Their Phones and People Who Board With Their Friends and Can’t Shut Up. Fat People Who Choose to Sit Beside You Because You’re Small Therefore They Are Able to Rest Their Bulk on Your Seat Too are unavoidable.

I try to shut my eyes for the next 1 hour 7 minutes.

At 8.32am, I arrive at South Bank station in Brisbane. I’m really fond of the place in general, but lack the time to admire its lush landscapes and artificial riverside lagoon. I hurry up three flights of stairs to get to the South Bank Busway. Sometimes I take the lift.

I usually get on the 174 or 175. Although the buses have their own schedules, they’re often unpunctual. I tap my gocard and sit down. The area which we are headed to is rather multicultural so there are many Odorous People on the bus. It’s not a racist statement, because these people come from many different countries, But what many of they do have in common is this invasive, pervasive stench, which has the uncanny ability to linger long after the offender has gone. I can’t tell if it’s from their diet or if their culture only permits monthly showers or they apply some sort of rancid lotion as part of their beauty routines.

I hold my breath.

I usually arrive at work about 8.50am or so. I work, I do my thing, I socialise with my colleagues, whom I am rapidly growing fond of. I enjoy the little privileges of being able to leave my milk in the fridge and having my own desk and my own little niche to fill. Auditing has left me with nomadic tendencies, so I haven’t graduated to the stage of leaving my jacket or shoes at the office yet. I did leave my pen, but the mysterious office Pen Thief got it. I check my emails, process the requests etc.

Lunch break is half an hour. Sometimes I get take away and have it at the pantry, or walk around eating while I window shop.

I leave work at 5pm sharp, with the only one exception where I stayed until 11.30pm clearing up my predecessor’s mess. I run across the road and pray the bus won’t be late, that there won’t be tourists on the way, boarding the wrong bus and wasting the driver’s time with questions. If I’m lucky, I get to South Bank in time to catch the 5.23pm express train to Gold Coast. If not, I take the 5.36pm or 6.04pm ones, thereby effectively delaying my return home.

The trains home are usually packed. Though packed here, is a relative term. It’s nothing like the LRTs in KL kind of packed (i.e. sardines in a can), but let’s just say I have the options of either standing for 45 minutes until Coomera (where half of them get off) or sitting on the carpeted floor, looking somewhat undignified in my office clothes and high heels.

I choose the latter. Usually, I can’t sleep so I’ll read my latest (temporary) acquisition from the library.

I reach Robina between 6.30pm to 7.10pm. If X doesn’t pick me up, I drive home, going through the aforementioned roundabouts in reversed sequence.

I get home around 7pm – 7.30pm.

Friday, April 10, 2009

The world neighbourhood at your fingertips


Home 2005 by Amanda Shelsher from Western Australia

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Missing Manglish

It's strange how being away from home affects me. Whilst in KL, I often got mistaken as a tourist, simply because my inflection wasn't apparent. Lately though, I'd go heavy on it at every opportunity (read: when meeting AG and Min Wye). Friends marvel how I've contracted a Malaysian accent in spite of my current location.

What constitutes a Malaysian accent? To me, it's the additonal affixtures at the end of the sentence. The occasional reversal of sentence structure. The substitution of words/ phrases in a different language/ dialect when you can't think of it in whatever tongue you were speaking in (You ingat I siow ah? - Do you think I'm crazy?). The accents shifts to accommodate your audience. People in my close social circles are mainly English speaking, with most of them overseas-educated. As a result, I've picked up a little bit of everything from everywhere.

I'd never given too much thought to my own speech but here, it's been pointed out at least once a week I have an American accent. People even go as far as, "Were you raised in the States?" It's especially amusing since I've never stepped foot in the country. Fellow Malaysians tell me it's pretty common, since we were all raised on a diet of American television. Toh-may-toh, not toh-mah-toh.

My personal theory is, that all Malaysians have a inbuilt colloquialism quota. When you're surrounded by your own kind, you tend to speak at your most natural. In my case, that would be English with the odd Malay/ Hokkien/ Tamil word thrown in. And maybe some wans and lahs too. However, X still can't digest anything more than a little bad grammar. He and my mother are slowly beginning to understand each other, but it goes without saying our communication remains slang-free.

Therefore I'm completely fertile with pent up colloquialisms by the time I do meet people who understand sentences like Dun want lah, so ma fan or So sien talking to this guy, bodoh sial. The latent slangs rise from every cell in my body and exude from my pores.

And then I fire.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

April, and it's only the first week

Experiencing my first blackout in Australia, returning from my first day at work.

The office at 11pm


Having supper at The Manor in Mount Gravatt at 12.44am after work. From the top, clockwise: Soft Shell Crab, Seafood Noodles and Chicken Feet (which I have not had for probably a year). All very yummy. I miss authentic Chinese food!


Pearly, LL and JL's unbearably adorable (not to mention photogenic) puppy. The perfect size for smuggling into hotel rooms in plastic bags.


The newly renovated (AUD300million!) Robina Town Centre was unveiled this week. TF, Sarah and I decided to check it out. So did half the population of Gold Coast. It took us ages to find parking (highly unusual for GC standards) and when we saw someone unloading their groceries, we signaled and waited. Then this ugly, unbelievably rude woman stopped by our car and kept abusing us, "Where's your baby, huh? Where's your baby?" Then TF realised it was for families with kids only. I can't believe I didn't give her the finger. I hope she never managed to find parking and ran out petrol on the highway and got fined for every imaginable driving offense.


Anyway, we were a little confused by the layout so we headed to one of those touchscreen map thingies to find food and then I turned and this guy had his face right beside me.

It was quite scary okay.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Lismore

For reasons to be revealed later, X and I will basically not be able to spend an entire day with each other again. At least not until the end of the year. So we decided to seize the day (carpe diem!) and headed off to Lismore to see his younger brother J and his girlfriend, B.

Lismore is about an hour and half down South, in New South Wales. It's relatively large town, centred around a huge sports field.

Church (speaking of which, I was given a bible by a member of my church! I am so touched.)


The flooding levels are pretty scary, as proven by the picture below.


Yogi is the cutest mutt on earth, though her enormous size might not suggest so initially. A favourite activity of hers would be sitting on guests' feet (namely yours truly) and leaning against them. She pretty outweighs me, so I either get squashed against the couch or topple over. Either way, I remain immobilised and am forced to pet her.



After spending the day with them, we headed to Byron Bay. It's a very touristy coastal town about half an hour from Lismore. We headed to The Balcony for dinner. X and I have fond memories of the place where we'd spent our 2nd year anniversary back in 2007.



Our starter. Note to self - sourdough bread tastes heaps better in a sandwich than on its own.

Iced chocolate for me and a Pure Blonde for X.



Our Paella. Back in 2007, when we'd first had it, it was amazing. The portion was so massive, X and I both couldn't finish it. And then now, while it was still pretty tasty, it had probably halved in size. Thankfully, I wasn't very hungry.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I am still at the office

It is 10.44pm. I have been up since 6.33am.

Working life is tiring. The 4 hour commute daily is even scarier.

Happy April's Fool! (The statement above isn't a joke)